Funnies http://tunicams.yuku.com/forums/3 en-us Copyright 2006, Yuku feeds@yuku.com (FeedMaster) webmaster@yuku.com (WebMaster) Sat, 14 Nov 2009 13:03:04 GMT Yuku Feeds 1.0 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss 60 Yuku http://static.yuku.com//feed/bypass/images/button-yuku.png http://tunicams.yuku.com/forums/3 Yuku - free hosted forums and profiles 88 31 {pics-1.1 "http://www.icra.org/ratingsv02.html" l gen true for "http://yuku.com" r (nz 1 vz 1 lz 1 oz 1 cz 1 ) "http://www.rsac.org/ratingsv01.html" l gen true for "http://yuku.com" r (n 0 s 0 v 0 l 0 )) Search Search Domain q http://yuku.com/search/direct/ <![CDATA[ Getting Old ]]> http://tunicams.yuku.com/topic/6763/t/Getting-Old.html
Two elderly women were eating breakfast in a restaurant one morning. Ethel noticed something funny about Mabel's ear and she said, ''Mabel, do you know you've got a suppository in your left ear?' Mabel answered, 'I have a suppository in my ear?' She pulled it out and stared at it.
Then she said, 'Ethel, I'm glad you... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (Simmie) http://tunicams.yuku.com/topic/6763 Wed, 21 Oct 2009 13:13:57 GMT <![CDATA[ Has outsourcing gone too far?? ]]> http://tunicams.yuku.com/topic/6731/t/Has-outsourcing-gone-too-far-.html Has outsourcing gone too far??

I was depressed last night so I called Lifeline.
Got a call center in Pakistan.
I told them I was suicidal.
They got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck or fly a plane. ]]> feeds@yuku.com (bigtex21) http://tunicams.yuku.com/topic/6731 Thu, 17 Sep 2009 23:33:09 GMT <![CDATA[ Memphis Bank Deposit ]]> http://tunicams.yuku.com/topic/6730/t/Memphis-Bank-Deposit.html A little old man walks up to a Memphis bank teller and says.."I wanna open a G** D**** Savings account! The teller is shocked. "Sir, you cannot use that language here. Restrain yourself or I will contact management".

The old man says again, "Listen, Just open me a G** D*** account for my money!!!"

The teller is crushed, and runs off to find her manager.
She tells the manager her story, and he... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (bigtex21) http://tunicams.yuku.com/topic/6730 Thu, 17 Sep 2009 23:25:02 GMT <![CDATA[ Good Humor ]]> http://tunicams.yuku.com/topic/6723/t/Good-Humor.html Good Humor
While I sat in the reception area of my doctor's office, a woman rolled an elderly man in a wheelchair into the room. As she went to the receptionist's desk, the man sat there, alone and silent. Just as I was thinking I should make small talk with him, a little boy slipped off his mother's lap and walked over to the wheelchair.
Placing his hand on the man's, he said, 'I know how you feel. My... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (MoKathy844) http://tunicams.yuku.com/topic/6723 Thu, 10 Sep 2009 11:38:33 GMT <![CDATA[ Dying To Do Letterman ]]> http://tunicams.yuku.com/topic/6718/t/Dying-To-Do-Letterman.html feeds@yuku.com (Rapunze123) http://tunicams.yuku.com/topic/6718 Mon, 07 Sep 2009 10:32:50 GMT <![CDATA[ If My Nose Were Running Money ]]> http://tunicams.yuku.com/topic/6693/t/If-My-Nose-Were-Running-Money.html

If my nose were running money
]]> feeds@yuku.com (Carol Ohio) http://tunicams.yuku.com/topic/6693 Sun, 16 Aug 2009 11:49:18 GMT <![CDATA[ MEMORY TEST ]]> http://tunicams.yuku.com/topic/6677/t/MEMORY-TEST.html MEMORY TEST!


This is NOT a pushover test.
There are 20 questions. Average score is 12.
This one will be difficult for the younger set.
Have fun, but no peeking!
When you forward this to your friends/family,

Put... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (Jen Tom) http://tunicams.yuku.com/topic/6677 Mon, 03 Aug 2009 16:51:27 GMT <![CDATA[ Getting Old Aint for Sissies ]]> http://tunicams.yuku.com/topic/6666/t/Getting-Old-Aint-for-Sissies.html

Getting Old Aint for Sissies


$5.37. That's what the kid behind the counter at Taco Bueno said to me. I
dug into my pocket and pulled out some lint and two dimes and something that
... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (MoKathy844) http://tunicams.yuku.com/topic/6666 Mon, 27 Jul 2009 23:39:19 GMT <![CDATA[ confessional ]]> http://tunicams.yuku.com/topic/6646/t/confessional.html

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An elderly Italian man... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (redlyn4) http://tunicams.yuku.com/topic/6646 Wed, 08 Jul 2009 11:24:50 GMT <![CDATA[ medicare testing ]]> http://tunicams.yuku.com/topic/6645/t/medicare-testing.html The phone rings and the lady of the house answers, 'Hello.' 'Mrs. Sanders, please.' 'Speaking.'
'Mrs. Sanders, this is Doctor James at Saint Agnes Laboratory . When your husband's doctor sent his biopsy to the lab last week, a biopsy from another Mr. Sanders arrived as well. We are now uncertain which one belongs to your husband. Fran kly, either way the results... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (redlyn4) http://tunicams.yuku.com/topic/6645 Wed, 08 Jul 2009 11:11:43 GMT <![CDATA[ No More Number Two ]]> http://tunicams.yuku.com/topic/6632/t/No-More-Number-Two.html The Columbus Zoo and Aquarium was recently ranked the #1 zoo in America by USA Travel Guide.
Jack Hanna has done wonders with our zoo. He is also a very funny guy.

This commercial was made to celebrate the Columbus zoo being Number One.


feeds@yuku.com (Carol Ohio) http://tunicams.yuku.com/topic/6632 Mon, 29 Jun 2009 14:18:06 GMT <![CDATA[ Think of what age group you're talking to ]]> http://tunicams.yuku.com/topic/6599/t/Think-of-what-age-group-you-re-talking-to.html Little Tony was staying with his grandmother for a few days. He'd been playing outside with the other kids for a while when he came into the house and asked her, 'Grandma, what's that called when two people sleep in the same room and one is on top of the other?'http://tunicams.yuku.com/topic/6599 Wed, 10 Jun 2009 13:17:26 GMT <![CDATA[ 12 indicators that the economy is bad ]]> http://tunicams.yuku.com/topic/6584/t/12-indicators-that-the-economy-is-bad.html I had previously posted the number 1 indicator, the others are funny though, just received this one with the 12 indicators. Keep remembering things are improving! The stock market has jumped up and so has the price of gas (I could have easily gone without that jump)
... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (MoKathy844) http://tunicams.yuku.com/topic/6584 Tue, 02 Jun 2009 13:06:12 GMT <![CDATA[ Children's Science Exam ]]> http://tunicams.yuku.com/topic/6567/t/Children-s-Science-Exam.html Children's Science Exam

If you need a good laugh, try reading through these children's science exam
answers...


Q: Name the four seasons.
A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.

Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink..
A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants
like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists.

Q: How is dew... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (MoKathy844) http://tunicams.yuku.com/topic/6567 Mon, 25 May 2009 11:50:46 GMT <![CDATA[ Halmark cards ]]> http://tunicams.yuku.com/topic/6532/t/Halmark-cards.html
Happy Birthday Uncle Dad

only available in Ala. Tenn. & Fla.

]]> feeds@yuku.com (jack531) http://tunicams.yuku.com/topic/6532 Fri, 24 Apr 2009 11:01:42 GMT <![CDATA[ THE HAIRCUT ]]> http://tunicams.yuku.com/topic/6519/t/THE-HAIRCUT.html The Haircut

One Monday, a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut he asked about his bill and the barber replied, 'I cannot accept money from you. I'm doing community service this week.' The florist was pleased and left the shop.
When the barber went to open his shop the next morning there was a 'thank you' card and a dozen... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (Carol Ohio) http://tunicams.yuku.com/topic/6519 Thu, 16 Apr 2009 09:30:54 GMT <![CDATA[ This one probably should go under Moans and Groans LOL ]]> http://tunicams.yuku.com/topic/6498/t/This-one-probably-should-go-under-Moans-and-Groans-LOL.html DIFFERENT WAYS OF LOOKING AT THINGS

Two guys were discussing popular family trends on sex, marriage, and family values.

Bill said, 'I didn't sleep with my wife before we got married, did you?'

Larry replied, 'I'm not sure, what was her maiden name?'

A little boy went up to his... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (Jen Tom) http://tunicams.yuku.com/topic/6498 Tue, 31 Mar 2009 09:23:59 GMT <![CDATA[ Judas Asparagus ]]> http://tunicams.yuku.com/topic/6490/t/Judas-Asparagus.html

I received this today and laughed my head off, it is... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (MoKathy844) http://tunicams.yuku.com/topic/6490 Wed, 25 Mar 2009 22:03:12 GMT <![CDATA[ Holy Email ]]> http://tunicams.yuku.com/topic/6462/t/Holy-Email.html One day God was looking down at Earth and saw all the rascally behavior that was going on. So he called one of His angels and sent the angel to Earth for a time.

When the Angel returned, he told God, 'Yes, it is bad on Earth; 95% are misbehaving and only 5% are not.

God thought for a moment and said, 'Maybe I had better send down a second angel to get another opinion.'

So God called another angel and sent him to Earth for a... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (TwoHs) http://tunicams.yuku.com/topic/6462 Sun, 08 Mar 2009 18:09:59 GMT <![CDATA[ Alcohol Tobacco Firearms Agent ]]> http://tunicams.yuku.com/topic/6444/t/Alcohol-Tobacco-Firearms-Agent.html

An ATF officer stops at a ranch in Texas and talks with an old rancher.
He tells the rancher, 'I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs.'
The old rancher says, 'Okay, but don't go in that field over there.'
The ATF officer verbally explodes saying, 'Mister! I have the authority of The Federal Government
with me!' Reaching into... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (MoKathy844) http://tunicams.yuku.com/topic/6444 Mon, 23 Feb 2009 20:05:03 GMT